Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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