Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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