I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
