If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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