You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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