currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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