Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So many bounce houses so little time
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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