So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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