i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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