I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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