If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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