i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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