I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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