I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
