what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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