I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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