my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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