Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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