she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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