id be glad to
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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