I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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