Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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