He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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