that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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