we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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