you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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