He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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