I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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