Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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