State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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