so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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