dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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