Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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