i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
