Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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