Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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