Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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