I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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