I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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