You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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