North Korea, Best Korea!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
There are leaves in my underwear?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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