apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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