My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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