so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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