READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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