marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
