I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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