Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
wow bdsm is so cute
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
