I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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