I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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